Gotta Do Something On A Wednesday Night

wabbajack: [wah-buh-jak] - verb :

To apply the Internet to a given object or situation, causing a random and unpredictable effect; usually involving horse based pornography.

"I needed to figure out what to make for dinner so I wabbajacked it and I ended up watching a three hour documentary on the history of the rise of bureaucracy in Ancient China . . . and also some horse porn."


wabbajackin' off: [wah-buh-jak-in awf] - verb :

Making an activity or hobby out of applying the Internet to objects or situations to cause random and unpredictable effects; usually involving horse based pornography.

"I didn't have anything to do last night so I figured I'd spend the night wabbajackin' off. I started off googling 'crock pot recipes'. Next thing I know I'm at a bar in Jersey doing tall shots of cheap Mexican beer and tobasco . . . and watching horse porn."