4th and Long

4th and long (noun): a reference to a play in American football, referring to a last-ditch attempt to salvage a recently ended romantic relationship, usually very shortly after its conclusion.

“I broke it off with April last week, but she invited me over tonight for dinner and told me to bring wine. I think she might be trying a 4th and long.”

"Takin' the back roads in Buttzville"

takin' the back roads in buttzville (phrase): a term for anal sex

"My boyfriend keeps trying to get me to take the back roads in Buttzville but I'm not really into it."

Comma, bitch!

Comma, bitch!: (exclamation) a phrase added after a report of exceedingly mundane activity, designed to make the content of the preceding statement seem more exciting, bad-ass, or impressive.

“This morning before work I stopped at Duane Reade to pick up some orange juice and Listerine. Comma, bitch!”

A Dingo's Age

A Dingo's Age: (ah DIN-goes ay-juh) (n.) a really long time.

"Man, I feel like I haven't seen that guy in a dingo's age. I think the last time we hung out was right before Thanksgiving."

The Sandwich Spot

The sandwich spot: [thuh sand-wich spot] - noun :

1) The bite taken from a sandwich in which all of the different flavor elements first coalesce into a unified triumph of deliciousity.

2) Any similar experience where all the differentiated pieces of an activity suddenly meet to become greater than the sum of the parts.

"The first six episodes of that show were all about character development, but on the seventh episode they really hit the sandwich spot."

Stretching Gay

Stretching Gay: (verb) the act of two platonic friends of the same gender behaving in such a manner that suggests they are a homosexual couple.

"Can you believe that Brandon and Tim went to see Duplicity while the rest of the guys went to a strip club? Those two are seriously stretching gay lately..."

Cans

Cans: [cah-nz] (noun) A phrase used for comforting someone who has had a bad day or calming a hysterical person. Inspired by Jack Traven in Speed:

"Hey, how you doing?"
"A 12 year old Ben Linus just brought me a chicken salad sandwich. How do you think I'm doing?"
"... cans."