A Dingo's Age

A Dingo's Age: (ah DIN-goes ay-juh) (n.) a really long time.

"Man, I feel like I haven't seen that guy in a dingo's age. I think the last time we hung out was right before Thanksgiving."

The Sandwich Spot

The sandwich spot: [thuh sand-wich spot] - noun :

1) The bite taken from a sandwich in which all of the different flavor elements first coalesce into a unified triumph of deliciousity.

2) Any similar experience where all the differentiated pieces of an activity suddenly meet to become greater than the sum of the parts.

"The first six episodes of that show were all about character development, but on the seventh episode they really hit the sandwich spot."

Stretching Gay

Stretching Gay: (verb) the act of two platonic friends of the same gender behaving in such a manner that suggests they are a homosexual couple.

"Can you believe that Brandon and Tim went to see Duplicity while the rest of the guys went to a strip club? Those two are seriously stretching gay lately..."

Cans

Cans: [cah-nz] (noun) A phrase used for comforting someone who has had a bad day or calming a hysterical person. Inspired by Jack Traven in Speed:

"Hey, how you doing?"
"A 12 year old Ben Linus just brought me a chicken salad sandwich. How do you think I'm doing?"
"... cans."

The Grunch

grunch [gruhnch] - exclamation : Onomatopoeia for the sound that is made when Life kicks you in the metaphorical balls.

"I just sat on my girlfriend's birthday cake. GRUNCH!"

noun form:

Any event, action or consequence that would cause that sound to be made.

"I specifically told him to be careful when he sat down, but he still managed to sit on the cake. It was a solid grunch."


"Deliver the grunch!" - [di-liv-er thuh gruhnch] exclamation: Said in recognition of an oncoming grunch.

"I am gonna catch so much shit for sitting on this cake. Deliver the grunch!"

Go tit

Go tit: (verb) to become a lesbian; in the case of a gay man, to return to dating women. ("I am seriously done with men. I'm going tit.")

Dumping the Bunny

Dump the Bunny: (verb) to discard of, particularly in terms of food.  ("Phew!  This Chinese food has been sitting out for quite some time, I think it's time we dump the bunny.")