Tuesday, May 26, 2009

"Takin' the back roads in Buttzville"

takin' the back roads in buttzville (phrase): a term for anal sex

"My boyfriend keeps trying to get me to take the back roads in Buttzville but I'm not really into it."

Monday, May 11, 2009

Comma, bitch!

Comma, bitch!: (exclamation) a phrase added after a report of exceedingly mundane activity, designed to make the content of the preceding statement seem more exciting, bad-ass, or impressive.

“This morning before work I stopped at Duane Reade to pick up some orange juice and Listerine. Comma, bitch!”

Thursday, May 7, 2009

A Dingo's Age

A Dingo's Age: (ah DIN-goes ay-juh) (n.) a really long time.

"Man, I feel like I haven't seen that guy in a dingo's age. I think the last time we hung out was right before Thanksgiving."

Saturday, May 2, 2009

The Sandwich Spot


The sandwich spot
: [thuh sand-wich spot] - noun :

1) The bite taken from a sandwich in which all of the different flavor elements first coalesce into a unified triumph of deliciousity.

2) Any similar experience where all the differentiated pieces of an activity suddenly meet to become greater than the sum of the parts.

"The first six episodes of that show were all about character development, but on the seventh episode they really hit the sandwich spot."