Monday, January 19, 2009

Messing Things Up

"Fucked royal" [fŭk d roi-uhl ] - adjectival phrase :

1) To be in a difficult or unfortunate situation to an extreme degree.

2) To be fucked to such a degree that you have been appointed king or queen of being fucked.

"Man, after Bush's administration the US's position in global politics is fucked royal."


"Stupid up" [stoo-pid uhp] - verb : to blunder, botch, fumble or otherwise screw up in a manner that is characteristically lacking in intelligence.

"Dominic totally stupided up the cake by using baking soda that he thought was flour."


"Pull a wicked ___ ollie" [poo l a wik-id ___ ol-ee] - verb : To trip, fall, fumble, walk into, smack into, drop something, break something, damage something or otherwise perform an action unintentionally, usually with a negative or unusual outcome.

"Did you see Quincy hit himself in the face with that spatula? He pulled a wicked pancake ollie."


"____ criticals you for fifty." [____ krit-i-kuhls yoo fawr fif-tee] - exclamation : An exclamation in response to an unfortunate event or series of events, meant to poke fun at a failing or an unlucky coincidence.

"Dan walked into a door. Door criticals Dan for fifty. Dan is dead. Would you like to respawn?"

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