Friday, January 16, 2009

Train Forays

Everyone wants to have sex, Risky Business style, on a moving train. But it's not the kind of thing you can really talk about in polite conversation. Here are some euphemisms to help you brag to your friends, or explain to your doctor where that itching started...

"Hobo's Lollipop" - this is an expression that signifies performing oral sex on a man, whilst on a train.

"Mind the gap" - this expression signifies performing oral sex on a woman, whilst on a train.

"Nail on the rail" - this expression signifies two people having sex on a train.

Good luck using them!

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